So I guess there are various categories women fall under when it comes to Halloween. For the past few years I have been under the category of: No costume because you are resentful of all the stupid sexy cats.
Well ladies and gentlemen this year is going to be different! This year I am going to attempt to dress up BUT the problem is that I am having a hard time deciding what to be.
Let's just take the time to say that there shall be no animal ears, drawn on whiskers, or lingerie for this chicky. Nope if I am going to dress up at all it will be a beloved t.v. or film character!
I think the reason I started to loathe Halloween was because my freshman year of college I was bullied outside of a party. It was the first time someone had really said something incredibly cruel about the way I look directly to my face. Since then Halloween hasn't exactly been on my list of exciting holidays. Luckily, last year I was in Spain but even then the night turned out to be kind-of a letdown.
So here I am, senior year of college, and finally trying to get back into the All Hallows Eve spirit.
Here are my choices so far:

Okay I couldn't just not address this very important topic. American Horror Story Hotel, the latest installment of the American Horror Story series, has finally aired. And *drumroll please* IT WAS FANTASTIC. I really really really (read: really) wanted this to be good. After how horrifyingly terrible last season was I thought all hope was lost. I couldn't even finish it, something I never thought I would do with a show I loved so dearly before, and became bitter whenever someone brought it up. I couldn't connect to any of the characters. It became a show about aesthetic appeal as opposed to a complete storyline.
Now going into this season I was on the defensive. As soon as I saw Lady Gaga was cast I rolled my eyes and thought "here we go again." But I am so so so happy to report back that I was wrong. Although I may not be a huge fan of the Ga I really enjoyed her performance. They didn't try to overwhelm the audience with introducing a ton of new characters. They gave a nod to season one with the dog story. And they also found that flow that had been slowly declining since asylum.
This was dark and twisted, something that hasn't been seen in over two seasons, but it never became a hokey stereotypical horror show.
Perhaps Ryan Murphy is letting his ridiculous storylines go into Scream Queens, which I love for that exact reason. He is letting the horror speak for itself. It feels very reminiscent of season one, the OG, and I hope for nothing else but that it continue to perform as well as the first episode did.
Also Hypodermic Sally is bae forever.